Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
Get the Jerk from homemug. When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017
Get the kansas city jerkmug. by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017
Get the tear jerk-offmug. When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
Get the Mexican Jerk Offmug. The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.
I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!
I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010
Get the getting the circle jerkmug. The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
by Kicky40 March 15, 2018
Get the Post Jerk Depressionmug. by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012
Get the Jerking the Colon Bonermug.