A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
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Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
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The FBI/DHS, local police, and everybody who gangstalks with them. Particularly nig**** and fa**ts, and everyone in the state of Colorado. P**ch them in the mouth with brass knuckles stupid s***.
I hate human garbage in Colorado Springs and Denver that gangstalks me and am going to r*** there wife's in front of them.
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Dustin Maris was called a yung jizz stain because his peers thought he looked like a slimey human stain.
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“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night”
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”
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“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”
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"Did you human torch that ho last night?"
"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"
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