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human virus

A human virus is someone who infects everything and everyone around them with their toxic personality. A human virus spends their time collecting gossip about others and then spews it all over every person who happens to come upon them. They love to infect friendships pinning friend against friend, they attack people’s relationships, they spew venom at others accomplishments and tend to throw their judgmental green snot at anyone on their radar who thinks viruses are gross. They also tend to try to infect any organized groups

( like sports teams, dance clubs, school volunteer organizations, political groups) that have systems of order because the human virus does not want to deal with conflict in a healthy and constructive way. The human virus would rather infect the groups with rumours and chaos. When the human virus 🦠 infects an innocent bi-stander ( remember virus disguises themselves as smart and successful even though they have never truly accomplished anything) they have the ability to cause blindness and absess in the brain making one unable to see proper truths or be able to think for themselves. Others with a more hearty immune system tend to be repelled by the human virus and try to stay away from the human virus at all costs. Unfortunately when the human virus is so out of control, some people tend to befriend the virus so the virus will leave them alone and not attack them as well.
Willow is a human virus, she spews disease on everyone.

Of course she believes Willow, Willow has infected her with the human virus. She is now a lost cause.
by Haddsm210 February 8, 2019
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Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020
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Human garbage

The FBI/DHS, local police, and everybody who gangstalks with them. Particularly nig**** and fa**ts, and everyone in the state of Colorado. P**ch them in the mouth with brass knuckles stupid s***.
I hate human garbage in Colorado Springs and Denver that gangstalks me and am going to r*** there wife's in front of them.
by TI Satan November 23, 2022
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Human Stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Dustin Maris was called a yung jizz stain because his peers thought he looked like a slimey human stain.
by gettin jizzy wit it December 11, 2008
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Human Rights

something that you probably don't know. there is 30 of them
Roger: Do you know what Human Rights are?
George: No, what are those?
by urbqndictionary June 14, 2018
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human canvas

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.
“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”
by Meth_baby7 May 3, 2018
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Human Torch That Ho

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"
"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"
by B-Rad 1992 March 2, 2009
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