honey pot

A conspiracy theorist that puts out just enough information to get you stuck in their pot of lies while hiding the real conspirators and conspiracy's.

Alex Jones, David Icke etc are honey pots to hide the real truths and make conspiracy theorists look ridiculous

by The unknovvn December 24, 2017

honey boo boo child

there are two definitions:
the first is a cute name for a little girl or nickname
the second is a nickname a six year old paegent queen gave herself see link here

"those others must be crazy if they think they are gonna beat me honey boo boo child"
" my sweetie is soo cute! there she is! come here honey boo boo child!!"

by abadobadock September 29, 2012

honey bear

A sweet type of weed that is smoked though the honeybear things that you get your honey in.

You: Give me some of that honey bear.
Dealer: That'll be $150.
You: WTF?!?!

by wAsTe October 30, 2003

henry the 8th

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken

Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"

by failure33object April 24, 2005

Henry

To masturbate using Swarfega rather than hand cream or similar

My hands are well clean after having a Henry last night!

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease April 11, 2011

honey

slang for ketamine, a general anesthetic used on humans and animals that is also used for fun.

When I snort ketamine it feels like i'm swimming in warm honey.

by oldguyintheclub October 1, 2013

Honeycakes

An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in.

CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!

by Teleboner May 31, 2010