enter happy

When someone types on more than one line while instant messaging by pressing enter a lot.

Person: hi
Person: how
Person: are
Person: you
Person: doing
Person: lol
Person2: You're getting a little enter happy on me right now

by MC K-Town McPawesome November 8, 2007

The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009

report happy

Someone who reports you in a chatroom or similar, It can be understood if they do it for spamming or scamming, but they report for the tiniest little thing, even if it is not that bad, dangerous or if it was unintentional. Sometimes, after, or before reporting you, some of them like to rub it in/harrass you. Report happies are often trolls, bored users, stupid 12 year olds, or just plain assholes, usually with no life.

(on a RPG website in the glitch report section of the forum):

Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?

Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!

Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.

Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...

Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol

Guy in chatroom: ...

(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...

...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.

by Hell-vis March 17, 2010

Boy-Happy

Street name for the drug typically used by St. Mary's girls, or girls attending any other single-gender school. Tends to give the user the impression that they have a love / sex / social life, when in reality this is not the case. Typically used when girls become so desperate for any interaction with the opposite gender that they resort to pasting pictures of shirtless men to their lockers. Side effects may include hyperactivity, stalking, paranoia, and / or slightly too-low shirts.

Another hook up? Boy-happy, much?

by SMAgirl July 7, 2010

Foul Happy

When the referee keeps blowing the damn whistle calling random ass bull shit fouls that make no god damn sense

Zpak: Yo!!! That ref blowin the whistle again, yo that bitch in the zone brah she's foul happy

Liljun: ah man that's booty

by I'm just say in' December 6, 2014

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

Wild hairy bob

A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.

Rumor has it that the Wild Hairy Bob was once caught and tied up naked inside a barn.

Wild Hairy Bob

by SquatchBeliever288 July 25, 2016