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Hot Fudge Car Wash 

A sex act involving no fewer than two participants fart-spraying (known colloquially as “sharting”) a willing recipient on a skateboard, which rolls slowly before each sharting member of the group. Optional detailing provided by participants utilizing cloth towels to adequately spread the “hot fudge” around the recipient’s body.
“Yo, don’t go out with Beth, I hear she got a Hot Fudge Car Wash” from the entire men’s competitive eating team.”
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Elmer's Fudge 

The act of shitting in a vagina and then sealing the vagina with elmer's glue. Causing the shit to be stuck in said vagina until someone rips open the glued vagina.
Did you hear about Nikki getting an Elmer's Fudge from Jared.
Elmer's Fudge by Dirteh D October 2, 2009

hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.
When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.
hot fudge sundae by anonymous March 28, 2004

Jiggly Fudge 

When you plan on messing somebody up from the behind. Mainly used in prison.
Yo Man Whut chu donig? Nothing. Ima jiggly fudge joo.
Jiggly Fudge by H-DawG October 13, 2004

doctor fudge 

one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge
did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay.
doctor fudge by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

Triple fudge brownie surprise 

Where a female sticks some kind of fudge brownie up her vagina and then the man sticks his dick inside until it is fully covered. Then he pulls out and his dick should be black like bret's. Then she sucks all of it off and you can add sprinkles or icing
yo bret why you buying tons of brownies?
Brandon im buying them to give my girl a Triple fudge brownie surprise!

Tainted Fudge 

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.
Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.
Tainted Fudge by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010