Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
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Elise Lenae Davis is the prettiest girl on this planet. She has big beautiful brown eyes that you could stare into forever. She naturally has a dark gorgeous shade of brown and likes to express herself by dying and bleaching her hair with extraordinary colors. She has the perfect body and the prettiest color of skin. Her smile is one of a kind and you would never find another smile like hers. She has been through so much in her life but always knows how to put a smile on your face. Elise is definitely the funniest human being you'll ever stumble upon. Her humor is like no other and you will really enjoy it. I hope you have a Elise in your life because I sure do and I hope I have her forever.
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