3 definitions by Council House
Harry Taylor is a very quiet kid who sits at the back of the class beating his chicken till its raw, he has greasy hair because he baths in petrol cause he is crooked and thinks it smells good. In his spare time he will beat up his brothers and sisters and take the mick out of his mum for being an asshole and neglecting Harry as a small child, he likes to stare at other kids because he is a fat nonce and likes them young, he only washes 1 every decade and only washes in Jordan Harold David inch and his primitive brother leftover Bath water, he stashes his cum socks behind his bed for later use even though they are stinky. He will eventually dismiss everyone from school but not by the clock by the glock becuase we all know where neglected kids come to. He likes to lock up small children in a closet and make them do dirty things to forfill his fetishes, he hardly leaves the house becuase he is a lonely sad noncy cunt bag, I hope this made him cry cause no one cares about the lonley kid who looks up Mr Lockeys trousers on a daily, his parents have bare cancer styll and he laughs at them and makes them feel bad about them selfs and what a kind of life they have had in a shitty 1 bedroom council house in pan estate.
by Council House March 17, 2020
Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
by Council House March 12, 2020
Antonio hernandez is a Mexican man who secretly escaped from Pablo escobars drug den, he crys over girls who doesn't like him back and he loves small talk with the younger girls around his postcode, he offers a noncey deal with the 12 year olds, If you bring a younger friend you get it all free. His unibrow is even longer than my lifespan, this neek sniffs his dad's cum socks in front of his expensive computer system that he boasts about to the gamers on roblox, Antonio loves curry flavoured food, also tacos, burritos and churros on special occasions. 100% would smash his mum, would cum on her bum. No homies would ever kiss him goodnight, not even his mum cause she is too busy fuckin me
Good night Antonio hernandez
by Council House March 12, 2020