Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020