god of dank

a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.

Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.

Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?

Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK

by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013

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Hella Dank Janx

1. A mass amount of the highest quality of any good

2. Any amount of item that is basically the best of its kind

3. Conformation to any comment in your direction

Davey "Whats the deal for tonight bro?"

Scott "Were goin over to Kevbos, we got hella dank janx, so were gonna get shit-hammered"

by Flohammed al-brosef June 2, 2011

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the dank korns

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.

Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.

by Sherman Conway Hennessey December 21, 2013

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