Dick Lickin Dan

The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'

FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

by Fatkid from the bay. August 21, 2006

Fat dan

A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.

The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.

If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.

by neiliowff January 23, 2010

Denim Dan

Someone wearing blue jeans with a denim jacket, also known as a canadien tuxedo.

I saw Denim Dan at the bar the other night.

by Phillip Hutchens September 4, 2006

Dapper Dan

1.A very swanky and neatly-groomed man.
2. Grease used for hair purposes.

He's such a Dapper Dan, with his shoes shined and hair moussed back.

by Pantseh March 2, 2004

Naked Dan

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.

I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.

by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011

Doing the Dirty Dan

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.

Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

by bobisocks April 8, 2012

Dirty Dan

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.

by WhoDaresWins March 8, 2010