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deja coup

Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.

And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.

This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.

Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”

If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.

This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu

“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
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So Much In Common

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.
Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"
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Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.
Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.
by oceancats January 25, 2017
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coaie

It's a romanian nickname. In english "coaie" means balls but we use it instead of bro,man,dude, etc
Josh: I hooked up with your mom
Mirel: coaie esti prost
by namhaz November 25, 2020
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Great Debate Community

A loosely connected group of deep thinkers who come together to discuss all sorts of topics, including philosophy.

These communities exist now on social media platforms, such as youtube, whereas in the past they would have come together for social events or debates in front of a live audience.
Johnny joined a Great Debate Community to learn critical and deep thinking in order to expand his debating skills.
by greatdebatecommunity February 19, 2020
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Beijing Corn

Corn so good, you can taste the failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
by TacoCraft June 14, 2021
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coryxkenshin

A savage ankle breaking Samurai. Has a huge life ahead of them and entertains his fans no matter what. Even if he doesn't upload sometimes.
Boi, I wish you was more like CoryxKenshin!
by From Ya Boi! March 3, 2017
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