The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.
Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.
by RonLive October 27, 2010
Get the Meteor Shower Blumpkin mug.A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head
"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
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a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)
Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
by swarles barkley January 11, 2009
Get the eiffel blumpkin mug.The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010
Get the blumpkin pie mug.Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.
This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.
This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.
I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.
by kd32178 February 9, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Cherry Bowl mug.The act of removing the sausage from a kolache and replacing it with your poo. You then eat it while receiving a blow job.
by Blumpolopolis October 12, 2009
Get the Blumpkolache mug.A blumpkuzi is to give somebody a ballcuzi and a blumpkin at the same time. This is a job for two people, it is literally impossible to do with one person. These two people do not include the man who is recieving the blumpkuzi.
Miles: Dude I heard those two girls gave you a blumpkuzi. Which one gave you the blumpkin and which one was doing the ballcuzi?
Dylan: Haha how the fuck am i supposed to know, I was so shitfaced that night.
Dylan: Haha how the fuck am i supposed to know, I was so shitfaced that night.
by cummer. October 15, 2009
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