orange bloons

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever

bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'

by smee6644 December 13, 2009

Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010

No block

In the hood, when there's nobody outside.

Brisco: Hey Tyrone, y'all still hoopin today?
Tyrone: Nah man, its No block.

by Bama Slunn November 11, 2018

blowrection

when a guy gets aroused from a girl blowing her nose.

When Cathy had that cold i couldn't lose my blowrection.

by andrewgay January 14, 2009

Blackground Noise

Unwanted, incomprehensible , high volume, noise that is produced by a group of black people all talking at once.

Person 1: My black friends and I went to see a movie last night.

Person 2: That's cool. How was it?

Person 1: We had fun but, I couldn't even hear the movie because of all the blackground noise they made.

by titsmagee2837543 March 17, 2011

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

blacks

shades, sun glasses.

"nyc blacks u've er m8!" "what language is that you inbred neanderthal?"

by xTactis December 6, 2013