Absolute Chad

Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.

by Skeetlar April 29, 2019

abstanice

The stopping of young animals from being sexually active and making baby sheeps that grow up as crack dealers.

"The old sweaty farmer forced his animals to be be abstanice."

by omgitsmaddiee October 18, 2008

absofruitly

a new and hip way or saying absolutely

Mikey:do you think your phone charger will work on Sarah's phone
Me: absofruitly

by word destroyer May 24, 2010

absbrill

Combination of "absolutely" and "brilliant"; used excessively by English folk, often in hyperbole.

Sometimes written "absbril".

You know that show "Friends"? I love it, it's absbrill.

by Marco St. John November 8, 2005

abstinance

the fear of sex

guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia

by rollingstoner69 October 9, 2010

Abstinence

Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.

by Ha! ha! ha! January 16, 2009

absinth

A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.

by Nick D December 4, 2003