Dropping an Eggplant

The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019

Took an L

Taking an L means "I took a loss." Which indicts I lost an a Argument, Proving points etc...

Today I took an L from my teacher.

by ItsYeH thug September 2, 2017

go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.

Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

Pop an ass

The act of spanking the female during sex. Slapping
the girl on the booty.

She was lovin' that stuff so much, i had to pop an ass.

by SherryP October 10, 2006

Straight As An Arrow

a phrase used to describe the straightness of a guy that is nowhere near gay or to be "straight" on a situation.

Greg: you wanna smoke some of this crack?
Larry: Definitely not cuz, I'm straight as an arrow
Greg: arite, well wanna make out with me?
Larry: DUDE!, what did I just say?!, that term can be used both ways, I am good!
Greg: I go both ways
Larry: you're fuckin weird, why am I even hanging out with you?

by Ya Boy Trax August 14, 2010