Erin Valentine

Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.

But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.

But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.

Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!

by Deathuponu June 22, 2016

victoria valente

Sexiest, smartest, hottest, most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, you will immediately have sexual urges toward this girl once you've seen her and want to do things that are probably illegal in some countries.

Once I saw victoria valente I needed to change my pants.

by thehomeyhooney November 24, 2016

chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.

That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.

by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

tre’vale

Big cock, handsome, goofy, mean

Tre’Vale has a good personality with a big cock

by Hunnchoe May 27, 2018

Morphett Vale

Suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, globally recognised for its over abundant production of high quality memelords and shitposters. Dissected by a train line, those east of such prefer to die from alcohol poisoning while the western denizens stay up all night trading stolen jewellery for their next meth hit.

Morphett Vale is a suburb of Adelaide

by Treedweller76 September 26, 2018

Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.

Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP

by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019