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Blue panda F

When a panda decides to dump blue paint on itself then stick its finger up its ass
Yo Ronald I was taking a walk and saw a panda pull a Blue panda f
by Rowlith octopus December 20, 2022
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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Panda

Noun describing an Asian female that looks cute, attractive with eye makeup but, once the make-up is removed, reveals her much smaller eyes which, in turn, makes her appear less desirable.
When my ABC puts on makeup, she turns into a full-on panda.
by Reenson February 22, 2020
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Panda

She is the best girl in the world and a great supporter she always makes me happy and she is so kind you will love her from the first time because she is so attractive and beautiful she all my life,i love you
Love panda
by Kotby🐻‍❄️ January 7, 2021
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hit the panda

To go to Panda Express for some dank chicken egg rolls or beJing beef.
by Charlieguy January 4, 2017
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Panda

Joey: shut up you stupid panda

Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?

Joey: you’re black and white

Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?

Joey: 🐼
by Detective Deez January 11, 2023
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