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make out table

oh i guess that was jeffs thumbs down. say youre sorry, jeff.
by erin January 10, 2005
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make out table

Make out table,noun,the table at kjhs in front iof the PI wing where alice was giving out gum and she said that if ma and jeff kissed than we would get gum and jeff wouldnt let me actually kiss him so i bnacked off and he kissed my cheek
a wooden picnic table at a school where goth boys kiss
by yesh i am andy January 25, 2005
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picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.
"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."
by Ms. Hot Pants July 19, 2007
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Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.
Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.
by brakingeven May 27, 2007
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tablelize

when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink
who tablelize this drink?
by mr frosssst June 14, 2007
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tabeled

WOW! that dude just got tabeled.
by ohemgee12345 December 25, 2007
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Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Oddly, their inherent low self esteem takes the form of arrogance and a sincere belief in their own genius. (see also Vanjebber)
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)

Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Billy Wagglelance August 11, 2008
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