stratshag

short form for "strategic shagger". someone who shags for promotion, for instance.

Her modeling career’s lasted longer than most. Some say it's bone structure some say she's a ‘stratshag’

by ócskabringa December 14, 2008

strategesy

Pronunciation: (struh-tee-jus-y)
Part of Speech: adverb

To act in a way, or an act of, extreme strategic value.

His insane skill showed his strategesy.

by lusifer January 4, 2008

strategysphere

Noun

1. The vocabulary of someone who works in broad strokes, usually to hide the fact that they don’t read the fine print.
2. A vernacular reserved for educated-yet-confused people, typically in politics or business, to fill the air with expensive, polysyllabic words to intellectually filibuster when a clear answer is not apparent to said (over)speaker.

1. He spends enough time in the strategysphere to prove he didn't read the contract.

2. When Bob asked Maribeth to answer for her project's failure, she flew up to the strategysphere and never came back. By then, we were all asleep.

by TissPee January 15, 2009

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.

"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"

by Longbarrel May 27, 2009

stratospherin'

just a WEE bit high!!!!!!!!!!

nigga, me aint'snt lyin' we was stratospherin'

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

by CuberB January 17, 2010