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Seepoi

Seepoi! I flunked the damn DMV test again!
by osamhead March 29, 2003
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Steouwp

A mixture of stew and soup.
A little like Stew but also like soup.
At times may be "more" stewy / less soupy.
or vice versa. Can never be considered Steouwp at more than a 73.6/26.4% Stew over Soup ratio.
I wouldnt eat goat stew in Jamaca cuz its too Steouwpy. I dont like stew or soup very much anyway.
by P Coolio & T Bomb. November 13, 2009
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Step up to the microphone

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010
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Sepowned

(See-Pohned)
-verb
1: To be owned by being slapped in the face by the long hair of male.

2: To have long, masculine hair forcibly thrust into one's face.

Origin:

By societal standards, Men do not traditional have long hair. Frequently, if a man does have long hair, other individuals will make derogatory comments about his hair, despite the fact that he grows it out to donate to cancer patients.

Sepowning is named after a Sir Sepos from medieval Germany. Sir Sepos valiantly wrestled for his kingship, but was looked down upon by other bigger, fatter, wrestlers. Upon the four sided war of 1465, the largest of the German wrestlers, commonly referred to as "Big Zib", or "Zibby", made the mistake of telling Sir Sepos to cut his hair. It had been a particularly bad day for Sir Sepos, and having taken enough ridicule for his long hair, Sir Sepos wrestled "Zibby" to the the floor. Once proving his dominance, Sir Sepos, in his frustration and lack of anything better to do, dangled his long hair in the face of "Big Zib." Meanwhile, "Zibby" cried out in what appeared to be physical pain.

Since the battle between "Zibby" and Sir Sepos, other long haired men have adopted the ritual of quickly turning their head, and slapping people in the face with their long hair, when insulted about their hair.
Jerk: Cut your hair hair! You look like an ugly girl!

Long Haired Man: Shut up, I'm growing it out to give to locks for love.

Jerk: What girl would want your hair? Its gross as hell!

(Long Haired Man slaps Jerk in the face with his hair)

Jerk: Oh my God, that's gross.

Random Person: You just got Sepowned!!!
by LEot128 February 28, 2010
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Stegosaurus

When a dick has hard sharp skin and it cuts up the girls vagina so she bleeds out.
I got shredded by Matt Amato because he stegosaurused me
by Cade bees November 16, 2016
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step son

Mom did u just fuck ur step son
by Mr c u m want er October 27, 2018
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Step Dad Season

when someone you knows mom is very attractive and want to hook up with them becoming their step dad.
Beckys mom is coming to the party as well, you know what that means, its step dad season
by Bigheadedhick April 6, 2021
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