safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Saferlyishistical

When something is only slightly more safe than it was originally.

"Wow this isnt the safest idea! I forgot to tell you before I asked you to come over for a walk that my girlfriend, who is drunk, is also passed out inside on my bed right now. And if she wakes up and looks out the window she is going to totally shoot you. She is so jealous about me hanging out with other girls. I guess we should plan these th ings when I am not drunk! :) Lets try to hang out tomorrow maybe we can plan it saferlyishistical. That way, we dont get shot!"

by Bobby E. Anderson April 6, 2008

safety face

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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by X!DDDD July 1, 2008

safety seal

hymen

after dating her three times, my gf finally let me break her safety seal

by chip king March 1, 2009

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

by Shufk March 1, 2009

Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009

safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009