"Wow this isnt the safest idea! I forgot to tell you before I asked you to come over for a walk that my girlfriend, who is drunk, is also passed out inside on my bed right now. And if she wakes up and looks out the window she is going to totally shoot you. She is so jealous about me hanging out with other girls. I guess we should plan these th ings when I am not drunk! :) Lets try to hang out tomorrow maybe we can plan it saferlyishistical. That way, we dont get shot!"
by Bobby E. Anderson April 6, 2008
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