Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

simplize

synonym to the word simplify - to organize, to make easier, creating something simple, the act of simplifying

(pronounced "simple eyes")

I try every day to simplize my life!

by theBoxBoss August 28, 2011

simple bitch syndrome

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.

Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.

by Real313 November 20, 2013

simp that u want to kill

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ

bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo

by poo butt stink April 14, 2020

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Quick Simp

A Quick Simp is someone that simps rapidly for someone.

Officer Quick Simp'd for Lupus as soon as they joined voice chat.

by JawsChamp February 19, 2021