secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

secretary

kayla.

person 1 : its crazy how kayla won secretary ! I LOVE them !!
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.

by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021

Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

secretsimproha

secretsimproha is an amazing tiktoker that has a very kind heart. Her name is Roha and she has like two besties but she can sometimes be a annoying kid. NO boy likes her but she thinks everyone does...

Girl 1: dude you know seretsimproha she thinks every guy likes her.
Girl 2: yh ik but who knows somebody might like that tiktoker secretsimproha.

by somerandowholikesjars November 20, 2021

secretsimproha

secretsimproha is an amazing tiktoker that has a very kind heart. Her name is Roha and she has like two besties but she can sometimes be a annoying kid. NO boy likes her but she thinks everyone does...

Girl 1: dude you know seretsimproha she thinks every guy likes her.
Girl 2: yh ik but who knows somebody might like that tiktoker secretsimproha.

by somerandowholikesjars November 20, 2021

secretlygreenberg

secretlygreenberg is married to isaac lahey!!! she’s the most amazing friend and the coolest kid in school👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

secretlygreenberg is an emo nemo

by arqentsfx November 21, 2021

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021