Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.

My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.

by Mr eason July 19, 2019

Salad shaker

A person who shaking a salad to get it mixed and get all dressing spread mixed.

He is a good salad shaker, my salad was really well mixed

by Idontknowagoodname March 3, 2018

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

DJ Salad

A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.

Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Seizure salad

Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

Nigga Salad

An African Americans butt with Ranch dressing and Tomatoes in it. It can be use to eat or for sexual pleasure.

Aye cuh, imma turn you into a nigga salad if you ain’t quit playing wit me.

by TheRealGnome123 October 22, 2019