Softcorian

A term (sometimes considered derogatory) that describes a gamer that only plays casual games, or many other games on the easiest setting and think that they are hardcore or "real" gamers. They often think if a game is too hard, it's a bad game, but they really just lack the skill to play it.

Many Softcorians put down a good game because it does not baby you, since they play games like Madden and Halo. Many Softcorians put down the games Devil May Cry 3 and Ninja Gaiden.

Gamer: Hey man, want to play Virtua Fighter 4?

Softcorian: Dude, I hate that game, it sucks! Let's play Mortal Kombat, that's a game for REAL gamers.

Gamer: Softcorian moron...

by Alex Freeman January 1, 2009

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

proprietary software

Something said to be evil, yet nobody knows why.

Software developed by Microsoft is proprietary software, so it's evil.

by Ferreira April 3, 2009

soft

A limp penis usually at an innoportune time such as when you are about to have sex.

Stacy: How was last night with John?
Anna: It was horrible, things got so heated and we couldn't do anything because he was soft.

by Julio A January 16, 2008

Soft

A weak person in terms of not standing up for his or herself or someone who just lets others walk all over them.

Justin is just real soft; he let John tree branch him in the face.

Justin is too soft to roll through that neighborhood, that's where them hard niggaz be at.

by SantosIsSoft December 15, 2008

soft yellow

When you're fucking a girl and eventually letting your dick go limp, then proceeding to relieve yourself inside of her.

Brian Beiler continually harassed the ref, resulting in the ref giving him a soft yellow.

by Brian Beiler October 20, 2006

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008