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Sparkle Shot

The act of blowing your load on a girls face and before she can wipe it off you throw glitter all over your warm baby gravy. It dries and it reminds you of art class in kindergarten.
Hey James, I tried that sparkle shot idea of yours last night. The first part was easy, I painted that bitches face white, but then I sneezed when throwing the glitter and got it on the dog. I then chased the dog and tried a reverse sparkle shot (i.e. glitter first) but got tired and donkey punched the girlfriend before my wife got home.
Sparkle Shot by PDRR October 4, 2011
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Peter Shot

"A Petershot is the action of donkey punching a dude so hard his mouth ends up on top of his own dick resulting in a self-inflicted happy ending."
My boyfriend wanted a reach around, but I gave him a Peter Shot instead. He promptly folded right over into a self satisfying autoblow.
Peter Shot by doooosh April 13, 2010

honey shot 

On TV during sporting events, when the cameraman zooms in on the pretty girl in the stands, usually when she's bending over showing cleavage. Common during summer sports like baseball, but also during winter sports when the game is played in a domed stadium.
Voice of control room supervisor: "Camera three! The chick in row 18, section F! Quick, zoom in tight! Ah, that's it! That our honey shot for tonight!"
honey shot by Bigplanz September 24, 2004

rim shot 

A musical term. A stroke in drumming where the stick is whipped down hard on the rim of the snare drum to give a resounding smack.
Man have you heard Cozy Powell play. Nobody can do a rim shot like him.
rim shot by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Warning Shot 

1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.
... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head
Warning Shot by Anonymous April 3, 2003

glory shot 

When a pompus rando takes his shirt off at an inappropriate time. He may come up with a variety of excuses for this action (hot weather, spilling PBR on himself, about to wrestle another man...etc.). In reality, he just wants the ladies present to see him in all his glory. In his mind, one of them will certainly be impressed enough by his physique to fuck him.

The glory shot is also common immediately after an emo virgin finally gets laid. Said virgin is so happy to finaly be loved that he loses all inhibitions. He can't help but come out of his room shirtless for both his parents to see.
1). "...and then for no reason, the frat boy took his shirt off and stood there, posing for his glory shot."

2). "Immediately after having sex with Lindsay, Thomas was glory shotting all around the house."
glory shot by Damien Metalwind September 27, 2008