Lean Pocket

The vagina of a bulimic or anorexic woman.

That skinny bitch let me get a taste of her lean pocket.

by NappyTown24 February 28, 2010

poke'n'twist

the action of poking someone with something, usually a regular screwdriver, then twist in mid-poke

Shut up or I'll give you a poke'n'twist

by CHIEF/ROBOCOP July 5, 2009

pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

by BishiBower September 10, 2009

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

by Bangboy December 29, 2009

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

Poke the chicken

During sexual intercourse when the female starts finger fucking the male's anus

My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.

by JayJay123 May 26, 2011

Poke-Poke

someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as:

"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"

"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."

by rose97 March 21, 2012