Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

Plain of Fattitude

The point at which a girl is so fat that her ass becomes flat, additionally that ass fat may transfer to the crotch in some cases.

Damn, Shelley has reached the plain of fattitude.

by Hemeroid McGee June 3, 2018

Plain Of Fattitude

When a girl becomes so fat, her ass becomes flat. May also transfer fat to the crotch.

Damn, she has hit the plain of fattitude

by Hemeroid McGee June 4, 2018

paintogenic

Having a very unique and timeless beauty that would make one highly sought after to sit for a portrait painting by any classical era painter.

Her enormous blue eyes and luminescent golden curls only accentuated her classic beauty and paintogenic look.

by James Perfect July 5, 2018

painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.

I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018