mulching

Mulch - wood that is not hard. Made of the same material, but not hard.

Jenna was looking very nice today...I was mulching.

by Mike Studebaker February 17, 2007

Michigan Milk Pound

When a girl is on her side with one foot in the air balancing a cup of milk while you are having side ways intercourse.And when you finish you finish in the cup and then she drinks it and gets a milk mustache

Damn that girl is a freak i heard Allen gave her the Michigan milk pound

by Guner September 23, 2010

Michigan

Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.

Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!

by a proud indianian February 14, 2010

ichi michi

Verb: To swarm as craved group of loinclothed midgets.

He ichi michied over the last piece of cake.

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Hale, Michigan

Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.

"When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."

by Once a vistor to Hale August 28, 2011

Gorilla Munchin'

To eat out one's mom

What's for breakfast mom?

Get it ... Gorilla Munchin'?

by Jkuelviien June 5, 2007

bean munching demon

A strange creature that has a craving and weired desire to eat baked beans with every meal and pudding.

this strange phenominom makes you lick your teeth and have an uncontollable laugh that sounds like your gagging. (can also cause you to turn to the dark side and support small heath fc.)

Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!

"my god ms k white how can you possibly eat baked beans and ice cream in gravy? have you lost your mind??"

by pirv April 26, 2004