Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.

Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.

by Tsjiele July 25, 2023

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009

The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011

noel morgan

A democratic person. Typically a ginger, but some are dark-headed. They like to eat unhealthy foods, and do not like sweet tea.

Ex. "Did you see that Noel Morgan?" - politician
"Yeah, I am not voting for him, that means he is a democrat." - Enthusiastic voter

by Blueblaze9593 November 20, 2013

zack mongon

Zack Mongon is a type of individual that seeks to find new ways to be a weird but sexy individual. He/she is a beautiful being that sucks at black ops and can't see for shit. He/she is a oddball but really gets the girls in slick ways, generally girls with the name of Eliana will be attracted to him.

Yo that boy Zack Mongon is so slick with that big brain Elaina man..

by Vert70 August 24, 2017

Hannah Morgan

A sexy girl who hates her laugh. Her boyfriend finds it cute. Hannah Morgan's crush is meant to to be jake. This implies the fact that she is beautiful!

Uhhh... Uhhh... I missed u so much Jake... Meet u at 10 upstairs 😉
Love Hannah Morgan xx

by U know who put this November 13, 2017

The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.

Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !

by Roarbear May 29, 2018