Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.
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Get the Mexican muscle mug.A Variation on the Hot Carl in which jalapeno peppers, spices and laxatives are consumed prior to the event usually leading to massive diarrhea onto your partner rather than the "Carl" effect which is typically in log form and easier to clean up.
I gave a Hot Mexican to my partner last night. He/She spent hours cleaning/throwing up and was not too pleased. I, on the other hand, was rather pleased with my performance.
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Noun. A shot of alcohol used in desperate measures. It is made by using a split shot glass, filling half with tequilla and half with skim milk.
by J W H 4 June 23, 2005
Get the Mexican Titty mug.For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.
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Get the Mexicane mug.Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
Get the Mexican Fortune Cookie mug.Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.
Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.
Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.
1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."
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