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rusty mason

Another term for a penis covered in feces after anal sex.
"I nailed her in the pooper and ended up with a rusty mason."
by jiggywidit March 1, 2007
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Michael Mason

A fat tub of lard who likes to eat everyone's Halloween candy and drinks a shit ton of bleach. Not only is he fat but he is also a ginger and he has no soul.
Michael Mason
Man, Michael ate all my Halloween Candy.
He is considered an asswipe.
by LittleBoyGrinder69 April 20, 2018
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Ryan Mason

some random ass dude hes a fat noob who deserves nothing but pain (this guy doesnt exist at all btw)
guy : hey guys do u know Ryan Mason other guy: yeah i heard hes a fat fuck
by truh November 12, 2020
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Virgin Mason

The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?
The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.
by MasonHandel March 2, 2019
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North Mason High School

An awful small very conservative high school in Belfair Washington with a graduating class of about 100 (and a drop-out rate even higher). The teachers are stupid and the kids even dumber. It's the norm for a teacher to say a racial slur or to fart in class.

If you can't get a diploma here, drop out of life.
The mascot is the very original Bulldog and other schools knows it as "the tweaker school" or "The maternity ward" It's also the only school that gives freshmen maternity leave and factor in dope-sick or sleeping days (for meth).
"Sure this North Mason High School party has 5 kegs but the damn tweakers are burning a boat intstead of firewood." South Kitsap Sally said to Martin.

"Hey Frank, do you know where I could get some cheap tweak and some easy pussy without trying very hard?"

"Yeah Don, just drive up to Allyn and stop by North Mason Highschool. Walk right in to the school and ask around."
"Go Bulldogs"
by roadrunner23 March 22, 2012
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Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.
Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!
by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
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sick mason

"I got a 3 pointer in basketball" " aw sick mason! "
by Dardyboi6921 May 20, 2016
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