listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

Puerto Rican Listerine

During oral sex, the male urinates into the female's mouth

Willie gave Sirisha a tasty Puerto Rican listerine, and she loved it.

by Terry Schaivo December 12, 2008

listverse

–adjective
Possessing vast amounts of uninteresting and/or poorly contrived material interspersed with painfully smaller amounts of highly engaging, well crafted, and fascinating material.

- noun
A website that publishes a daily top 10 list on a variety of subject matters. Readers can contribute a list with very little editing and/or feedback prior to submission. This lack of quality control accounts for the large amount of lists like Top 10 Ultimate Rivalries and very few like 10 Incredible Recordings.

That used CD store that just opened downtown is so listverse. It has 5,000 copies of the Titanic soundtrack and 1 copy of Brian Eno's Music for Airports.

by dee-doo-doo-doo March 17, 2010

Lister

a person on the top ten list of whores at your school.

Wow, look at the Queen Lister, shes the biggest whore.

by Conswayla BannanaHamock March 4, 2009

Listerineitis

To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy is that man drinking Listerine from that Listerine bottle suffering from Listerineitis?

by Skip Wright Along March 3, 2009

listerine popsicle

the term used in one of many insane clown posse's "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mamas breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a Listerine Popsicle mutha fackuu

by roflkarina August 21, 2009

listy

Something that is in a list form or looks like a list

this shit is listy
*one

*two
*3

by SmartAssX March 4, 2011