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listverse 

–adjective
Possessing vast amounts of uninteresting and/or poorly contrived material interspersed with painfully smaller amounts of highly engaging, well crafted, and fascinating material.

- noun
A website that publishes a daily top 10 list on a variety of subject matters. Readers can contribute a list with very little editing and/or feedback prior to submission. This lack of quality control accounts for the large amount of lists like Top 10 Ultimate Rivalries and very few like 10 Incredible Recordings.
That used CD store that just opened downtown is so listverse. It has 5,000 copies of the Titanic soundtrack and 1 copy of Brian Eno's Music for Airports.
listverse by dee-doo-doo-doo March 17, 2010
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listerlean 

When you put mouthwash (primsrily Listerine) into your sprite. Originally became popularized through the instagram community.
"yo diggity dawg could you pass the listerlean?"
listerlean by Cringe God March 4, 2018

listerweiner 

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.
Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*
listerweiner by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008

Listerbean 

Listerine mouthwash body with beans in it
Man1: hey Bruh, you got any mouthwash?
Man2: yeah bruh I got that listerbean
Listerbean by Lil Räy December 4, 2019

Lestersexual 

Omg Dan Howell is so lestersexual

Listerscream

When you swallow mouthwash and is unpleasant so you scream.
I swallowed that mouthwash by accident then I listerscreamed
Listerscream by Corrieface October 1, 2020

Liversedge 

Liversedge is a suburb of the Yorkshire town of Dewsbury. It is widely recognised for its high number of instances of coronary heart disease due to the consumption of a cooked meat residue known as "Mucky Fat" which is commonly eaten with a large spoon or spread on a barm cake. Liversedge also has England's highest instance per capita of Strabismus, sufferers of which are otherwise known as being "bog eyed".
I went to Liversedge and encountered a gentleman who exclaimed: "Ee by eck lad a can't see ma mucky fat butty on account o'ma bog eye".
Liversedge by Bbboy83 August 18, 2017