john fletcher 

hot sexy cute fun to be around and a gangster sometimes and it totally fun to talk to and have good conversations with and he is good at scaring people

John Fletcher

john fletcher by haha no one special December 15, 2013

John W Henry 

John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.

LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”

John W Henry by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021

John Woo

The director behind classic hong kong action films such as Hard Boiled, The Killer, Bullet in the Head, Face/Off, and A Better Tomarrow.

John Woo's films revolutionised action movies and inspired other directors such as Quentin Tarantino and the Wachowski brothers with thier dramatic storylines and action scenes that showed characters using two guns at once.

He recently has been making Hollywood action movies in the US, even though most people argue that his work in hong kong was his best work.

Without John Woo there wouldn't be movies such as The Matrix or Kill Bill.

John Woo by srcx1202 August 23, 2004

John Fitch Vodka 

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

John Fitch Vodka by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

John Darwin 

The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".

Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.

Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.

John Darwin by Moe UK February 22, 2009

John Lithgow Disease 

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending

It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

John Lithgow Disease by Ursula Bent February 3, 2013

John Huffman 

A kid from Rochester Hills, Michigan, who loves video games, food, and B00B1ES! Can also mean a kid who can be very annoying at times, but still awesome and funny.

P1: Are you a John Huffman?
P2: Yeah.

P1: How?
P2: Uh...I like boobies?
P1: Oh.

John Huffman by Anti-Everything You Say March 31, 2013