Jesus Camp

A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.

*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."

My child's mind and body was molested at Jesus Camp.

by insertname April 27, 2007

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

by erik December 14, 2003

Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.

Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

by Boot2thehead816 July 18, 2006

Jesus peice

A necklace which depects Jesus and usually worn by rappers.

I thought my Jesus peice was so harmless. ~Kanye West~

by mdbs_05 September 17, 2005

jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

by Abner July 3, 2006

jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.

"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006