Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.

He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!

by JenBamer April 28, 2019

Jabloony

when you accidentally eat rotten or expired processed meat which leads to a bad stomach ache or gas.

this morning I was cooking bacon and took a bite... realized it was Jabloony

oof

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

Jabronius Onius

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"

This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.

by maynholdup August 28, 2019

Jablaminated

When you get faked out in football like an absolute loser

When Roberto got Jablaminated, he fell and was disowned by his family

by tacosauce69 September 22, 2019

Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.

How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

by Azama October 15, 2019

jabsek

jabsek is what you call 3 of your best friends when they are all stupid and funny. the “ja” means it’s the funny but quiet one that you think doesn’t like you. the “bs” one is the weird funny one that just doesn’t care. then lastly, “ek” stands for the funny one who makes jokes with everyone and never stops laughing.

“bro i have some crazy jabsek friends”
“same bro their all three weird”

by donttalktomeweirdo October 28, 2019

Jabloasted

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt

Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.

by Tyname January 22, 2020