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Haslem Face

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
by muthangya June 10, 2007
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hashtag dejour

the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic
e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?

e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on
by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011
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Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!
"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"
by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008
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Haslet

hmm, i love my haslet
by Chris Rowe September 27, 2004
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hash

Hash (hashish) is the resin collected from the flowers of the cannabis plant. The primary active substance is THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) although several other cannabinoids are known to occur.

Hash is usually smoked in pipes, water pipes, joints, and hookahs, sometimes mixed with cannabis flowers or tobacco. It can also be eaten.

The most common effects of hash and cannabis are: a sense of wellbeing, relaxation, rapid flow of ideas, increased appreciation of music and food, heightened senses, sleepiness, pain relief, nausea relief and increased appetite.

There are also several negative effects including dry mouth, rapid heart beat, impaired short term memory, anxiety, and panic attacks.

Contrary to popular belief, the effects from smoking cannabis or hash are not increased by holding the smoke in the lungs longer. Almost all of the THC is absorbed within the first few seconds. Also contrary to popular belief, more potent cannabis or hash is not more dangerous. Users generally take enough of the substance until they achieve the desired effects. In the case of smoking, it means the user will have to inhale less smoke and therefore fewer toxins to achieve the same effect.

Most high school students report that it is easier for them to obtain cannabis than alcohol. This is possibly due to the fact that people who sell cannabis are already breaking the law and have few problems with selling to minors. Despite ever-increasing spending on prosecution of cannabis users and anti-drug misinformation, some 50% of high school seniors report having tried cannabis.

Hash is currently illegal in countries where the government feels it is best to make decisions for an individual, including what consenting adults do in the privacy of their homes.
Hash should be regulated and sold like alcohol.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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Hasti

A hot female drama queen that gets all the guys she wants.Also very talkative.
That girl is such a Hasti.
by Sammantha November 1, 2004
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hashtag

Overused word used by hipsters to add tags to everything they do.
Guy: Hey, sup?
Crush: OMG. Hashtag chillin'. Hashtag Friday. Hashtag Shopping. Hash-
Guy: O.K. I' done here.
by French Swan April 7, 2015
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