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El paso handshake

The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."
by Sir Amadeus the 69th July 3, 2012
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small hands

Something you look for in a woman...especially when your penis is small. During a handjob, blowjob, or gooch fondling, they give the man the impression of being hung like a brotha.
"Rich, being small on the bottom, was happy to see his blind date had small hands."
by D-guy June 30, 2006
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secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
by O boy it's E May 12, 2007
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good hands

The characteristic of a person who engages in irresistible sexual foreplay. Good hands will turn on a person's partner well, skillfully, and with excellent knowledge (or guessing) of how the other person will react. This phrase refers to a satisfying or titillating encounter with someone who clearly has experience.
1. I was planning on saying "no" and leaving when things heated up, but s/he has good hands and I realized that staying would have a nice reward.

2. I've been told I have good hands.
by neversaynever June 21, 2008
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Sorority Handshake

When one sorority girl slides her fingers / hand inside another sorority girl's vagina during the passion of their lesbian encounter.
Girl 1: That sex we had last night was hot
Girl 2: I especially enjoyed the Sorority Handshake
by J "Assman" T March 15, 2011
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Handsome Woman

Deborah Che is such a Handsome Woman!!!
by Pretty Man April 10, 2007
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dick hands

A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.
person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.

Upon a later encounter..

person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.
by The Dumpster September 1, 2008
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