Edward

A guy who will enter your life sneakily and make you the happiest person alive. Edward is handsome, sweet, cute and loyal. Edward makes a great boyfriend and has a great sence of humour. Edward Is easy to get along with but isn't a great people person unless you have really got to know him. He has a great personality and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. Edward has a lot of love in his heart and it only goes to the most important people in his life. Edward is a great kisser and he treats he's girlfriend like a princess and as if she deserved the world no matter what happens he would love her.

Everyone needs an edward

I love you edward xx
Mollie xxxx

by Princess mops December 1, 2019

edward

edward means a creature that has a weird beard on a guardian. so it means a bearded bear bearing a bearded edward

edward is gay
edward is not gay

by Davie504 is da best slapperrrr December 10, 2019

Edwardini boulton

One of the 7 slug warriors who used to reside under Feltham high streets iconic bridge, trapping Road men and stealing there crumbs of weed to make a 'tray' as he would call it. Not to be approached as his hair falls out behind him creating a sludgey like path which becomes like glue once stepped in and then he entrap you with consistent moaning that drives you crazy!

I was at Feltham yesterday getting a maccies and I could swear I saw edwardini Boulton emerging from the sludge under the bridge

by Mango6969 February 26, 2020

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Edward

Edward is someone who is loving kind and could deserve better but instead he lives a horrible life lost a bsf lives in a toxic home but can’t be saved from it.

Edward is so goofy but he’s sad deep down and hides it from everyone

by I wanna cry April 28, 2020

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020

Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.

That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!

by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020