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token dude dick 

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.
Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”
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The Dude 

A way out west there was a fella,
fella I want to tell you about, fella
by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At
least, that was the handle his lovin'
parents gave him, but he never had
much use for it himself. This
Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
Now, Dude, that's a name no one would
self-apply where I come from. But
then, there was a lot about the Dude
that didn't make a whole lot of sense
to me. And a lot about where he
lived, like- wise. But then again,
maybe that's why I found the place
s'durned innarestin'.
-The beggining narration of The Big Lebowski
"Are you employed Mr.Lebowski?"
"Hmm?...no..uh..im not mr.lebowski, YOUR mr.lebowski, im the Dude, so thats what you call me you know, that or uh duder or his dudeness or el duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing"
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the dude 

Her life was in your hands, Dude.
"Careful, man, there's a beverage here - HEY!" - the dude
the dude by The Herlihy Boy June 22, 2014

Really dude? 

A rhetorical question expressing disbelief or disgust at another's actions. Used especially by the uneducated.
Garrett: I forgot my shoes at home, I can't practice today.

Lamarche: Really dude?

little surfer dude 

A totally awesome dude that goes by Nate to those that know him and nothing like urban dictionary's definition of this so called "valley boy". Everyone knows valley boys
would rather go play in the delta then the ocean.
little surfer dude by WaterDog October 24, 2013

Mother Trucker Dude 

when something hurts like a buttcheek on a stick
mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Someone who is just a horny dude. An "H Dude" is someone who is always dtf and have a good time.

You can replace that person's name with the term H-Dude. Forexample, if his name is mitch, you could say.

"Mitch, stop being such an H dude."

"H dude, stop being so H all the time"
"Stop being such an H dude."

"Mitch....NO. Stop it H."

When someone is getting loot a group of guys may cheer, the letter H really loud.
H Dude by The H Dude February 21, 2011