An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021
Get the Alpha DJmug. An intimate position in which the female surrenders her buttocks to be violently jiggled, in a manner not unlike a DJ scratching a record.
Last night I was giving her that DJ-Bob.
by TheStickyLicker April 15, 2025
Get the DJ-Bobmug. The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
Get the Hard House DJmug. A type of dance move where you imitate a DJ unironically. You feel the music deeply and you let the knees and hips go crazy.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
It’s essentially the dance version of shadow boxing - replace the boxer with a DJ.
Person 1: Fuck! That’s a killer dance move, never seen it done so naturally - what’s it called?
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
Person 2: Just the Shadow DJ mate, my mum named it.
by Shadow DJ Master November 8, 2022
Get the Shadow DJmug. by Randomnmn April 28, 2023
Get the DJmug. Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..
by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021
Get the Djmug. by Yuriality July 9, 2021
Get the Slurpee DJmug.