crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft drink marketed and branded as the "in drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 11, 2008

crap happy

as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice

like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy

by fatcraply-umbell-balanoplage April 13, 2009

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

craard

crippled retard

stop being a craard peter

skinny pete is such a craard

by Jack oliver/richard buckley February 20, 2009

crap-nuggs

a word said out of frustration

i just failed every class!!

crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!

by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 30, 2009

Crap Mouth

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009