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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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Colton John Dunning

A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016
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colton briscoe

by kelolton December 29, 2016
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colton erb

A type of person who can get any gender to fuck or to slay, also typically known to be very hot and sexy
I wish that I could be Colton Erb to this girl
by Bitch_slay-on-me February 2, 2017
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Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017
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