Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...

Oh, great... Bobby is cleaning the refridgerator again.

by Starkgarean June 5, 2018

Clean Drop

(N) When you can squat, drop, and walk; no wipe.

Dude I’ve been dropping a lot of clean drops lately.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Clean nigga af

A clean ass mf

Seldy is the definition of a clean nigga af

by dcjfkby November 12, 2018

Cleaned

Losing everything

She cleaned me

That guy just got fucking cleaned

by Ghostclaw December 18, 2018

Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of

That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out

by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019