Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

captain happy

you kno... the "captain", your dick! for those who have none

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Captain Crunch

A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.

Some one who destroys property.

We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007

captain america

The main character from the 1969 film Easy Rider. Also known as Wyatt, he was played by Peter Fonda.

Captain America is cool.

by SAFDSFS May 25, 2006

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003