The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much

Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie

by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025

Pulling a Brock Horner

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

by anonymous April 3, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

soul arousal/hornysoul

When you want to be intimate with someone because you want to deepen the spiritual connection with them, not just because you’re physically or psychologically attracted to each other. It’s what makes souls mate.

I finally went on a date with THE guy.
-Omg how is he?!
-We connected on such a deep level, it’s like our spirits have met. I feel like he made my soul horny.
-Ohh, you’ve got a case of soul arousal/hornysoul. How nice for you.

by lowkeytomi May 19, 2025