Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
by Riku_Fucker(Sora) December 14, 2008
Get the 12 year old mug.the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.
dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
by pure_genius22 May 10, 2008
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Get the new year's eve mug.by mattiej January 8, 2011
Get the ass like a ten year old boy mug.A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.
12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
by Da Interwebz January 29, 2015
Get the 12 year old mug.A "new" pop-punk-emo that nonetheless seems to rehash sentiments, lyrics, and cliches from a million other older, better emo/indie bands.
Deep if you've got an IQ of 50 or less or are a 13 year old girl.
Original if all you listen to is Good Charlotte.
Horrible if you have ears.
Deep if you've got an IQ of 50 or less or are a 13 year old girl.
Original if all you listen to is Good Charlotte.
Horrible if you have ears.
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<Until the Day I Die> (beginning)
As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you die right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too
You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does
We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you
<Watermark> (middle)
I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay, and you've learned how to cry in total silence. We're talented and bright. We're lonely and uptight. We've found some lovely ways to disappoint, but the airport's always almost empty this time of the year, so let's go play on a baggage carousel. Set our watches forward like we're just arriving here from a past we left in a place we knew too well. (Hold on to the corners of today, and we'll fold it up to save until it's needed. Stand still. Let me scrub that brackish line that you got when soemthing rose and then receeded.)
One of these is full of cliches and platitudes and sounds like it was written by a twelve-year old. The other has fairly original lyrics. *hint* the first one is SOTY the second one is the Weakerthans
<Until the Day I Die> (beginning)
As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you die right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too
You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does
We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you
<Watermark> (middle)
I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay, and you've learned how to cry in total silence. We're talented and bright. We're lonely and uptight. We've found some lovely ways to disappoint, but the airport's always almost empty this time of the year, so let's go play on a baggage carousel. Set our watches forward like we're just arriving here from a past we left in a place we knew too well. (Hold on to the corners of today, and we'll fold it up to save until it's needed. Stand still. Let me scrub that brackish line that you got when soemthing rose and then receeded.)
One of these is full of cliches and platitudes and sounds like it was written by a twelve-year old. The other has fairly original lyrics. *hint* the first one is SOTY the second one is the Weakerthans
by Sarah March 28, 2005
Get the story of the year mug.canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian
Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
by Randy-MSUN March 16, 2011
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