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Twitter

It is the area between the twat and the shitter
Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter
by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009
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french twister

the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.
by erik October 7, 2003
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titty twister

Cheyenne Cinammon made a titty twister with her pregnant friend's breast milk on Adult Swim.
by bluguy57 April 6, 2010
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Election Twitter

Election Twitter (ET) is an autistic Twitter group of nerds obsessed with U.S. elections of the past, present and future.

These faux election scholars are comprised of prepubescent child to young adults just at the drinking age, but none at age where they can express/make competent, logical, and rational thoughts and conclusions about the state of House, Senate, and/or gubernatorial election.

One the Conservative (Con) side of ET one faction supports relatively solid online Republican candidates who will never receive the support of former President Donald Trump for their primaries because they're not in his orbit, and Trump nor his nebulous and shadowy group of "advisors" aren't fully aware of this autistic battle of young political autists against the U.S. government's vast political establishment, and just want revenge in 2024.

The other faction is comprised of young people who support Neoconservative Republicans who would sell the country out for less than a penny, only because those types of Republicans are "more electable" than others because of their obvious establishment support that residents of a congressional district and/or state buy without question. This side of Con ET features coomers who definitely aren't Conservatives as they are teenagers and young adults who lust for subpar female politicians who are twice their ages, and such as lust for older women only makes the deduction of their appetite for MILF pornography more apparent.
Election Twitter in a nutshell:

Con ET 1: Trump's endorsements are so trash. l really wish he'd stop worrying about his stupid endorsement record. He should have endorsed that random populist guy who is good on political issues with a strong online presence that only barely won the primary because Neoconservative Incumbent sucks.

Con ET 2: Lol. L + ratio. Neoconservative Incumbent is based! Random populist is unhinged and totally unelectable!

Con ET 1: It's a Red Wave election year... In a solid red state/district... And Random populist is really solid on the issues!

Con ET 2: They'll win by +30 instead of +40! Let's keep our more electable politicians and expand our majorities! Populists aren't real conservatives anyway.
by CicholUnlocher July 11, 2022
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stan twitter

full of jobless fads who constantly hate and stalk successful artists 24/7 they supposedly "hate/anti"
Chart data: "BTS is the most streamed group in 2021"
stan twitter: "they tanked" "payola"
by taes_KINDSS September 4, 2022
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atomic titty twister

when someone does a really huge titty twister on you and rips the nipple right off your breast(acle)(s).
boomer: shit, thats the 6th atomic titty twister ive gotten today, im going to run out of pepperonis damn soon if this keeps going on.
by o'shea April 8, 2003
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de-twittered

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.
tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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